Welcome to Miami

Well, Jesse and I had a great time in our favorite city by the sea. We stayed at the Essex House our favorite hotel in South Beach . Jimmy hooked us up with a corner room with a great view just above the front sign and.. got us in a whole day early for free thanks Jimmy great job on the remodel, Brown loves green too.. Orbit chairs were a hit on the front porch.
We had breakfast at Oceans Ten which had a really great 50% off drink special so we ordered supersized Madras’s. They were super big, and super embarrassing and priced accordingly… $32 .00 was the original price. Everyone’s explanation was, “It’s South Beach”






We got lost looking for Twist and wandered around the city for a bit only to find out that the club was right around the corner from the hotel.
Tom the bartender’s friend who hat three terrible events that day We went to the Crab Shack and ate just crab upon, upon crab, upon crab, uh so sick of crab, ugh. got served beer by a ten year old kid.. very inappropriate but he was learning the family business.

We watch a good jazz band in the lobby of our hotel watched some of the game San Antonio- Dallas game, met a crazy chick that sang songs and wanted to dance she was from Brooklyn very cool but crazy as hell. We then headed back over to twist partied the night away. We met some really hot strippers went broke one dollar at a time. This is going to be worse than Atlantis.